Archive for January, 2009

Ay am ded butt fin

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Mr. Write Whatever As Long As It’s Funny sits slumped over, collecting his blood in a metal dish. He is trying to have an out of body experience, see once and for all if his blood has eyes only for him, to glimpse the body externally for a brief moment. Of course from there it’s just a short meeting away from plastic sports bottles and centers for study and rehabilitation. “How do you go back after a time like this?” The liquid asks the solid. The solid pitches forward, head hitting the desk with a conclusive “thunk”.

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Mission: Burma

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Had the pleasure of an interview with the band Mission of Burma last night before their show at Space Gallery. Look for the interview as well as some video in the next couple days landing on the Space Blog. It shames and amazes me that these 50 year old guys are producing more spirited punk than most of the youth today. Simultaneously encouraging and crushing.

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Avast Ye Band!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

One of my new bands, Ye, will be playing a show here in Portland on the 30th of January. We are listed on the flier as Data Entry, but this is wrong for we have changed our minds. Be there if you can care.

The night after this I will be Dj-ing at a party in Brooklyn with Back and to the Left. It is up to you to figure out which party that may be. See you there.

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Lacking wHole Mail ME

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

I have at this point opened myself up to complete ruin. Anonymous torment shall hound me to the very ends of the internet. Here now is an anonymous mailer that sends messages only to myself.

:::Lack wHole Mail ME

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a seizure

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Perhaps the start of something really obnoxious.

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MIDI RE/Dial

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

OR::: How I made an $8 touch-tone phone MIDI controller!

1) Find, steal, or have an old touch-tone phone.

2) Go to TJ Max (yes) and buy yourself a Targus USB Number Pad for $8. Theoretically, any USB number pad will do, but this is what I used, and it was cheap so…

3) Take apart the cases. Just unscrew stuff, don’t go breaking stuff yet.

4) (skip ahead to Step 5 if historic re-enactment is not your primary concern) spend at least three hours looking at things from different angles trying to figure out what to do next.

5) (This is where it gets a little vague) after a series of trials, I determined a number of things:
a) The keys on the phone are not electronic and are spring loaded.
b) The keys on the number pad are electronic, but not wired. They are just two sheets of plastic with metal circuit contacts printed on them.
c) That by far the easiest thing to do here would be to have the phone key press the number keys.
d) Figure out how to do that.

6) In this case, I had the place I ordered pizza from donate some plastic straws (which fit perfectly into the holes in the underside of the phone keys). I cut the straws down to size so they just barely poked above the rim around the back of the number box.

7) I mounted (hot glued) the phone keys to the front plate of the phone.

8) I spent another hour at this point wondering what the hell to do next. I also ate 70% of a pizza.

9) I finally decided to mount the number key pad directly behind the phone keys. I did this with some chopsticks that were donated from the Thai place my friend had eaten dinner at. I just drilled some holes in the back of the phone case, inserted the chopsticks, and basically just hot glued the whole thing together.

10) There was further pant-less Dremelling of things and breaking off of parts in the original phone box first thing this morning, some taping down of wires, but this is basically it. If you get everything lined up correctly and mounted tight. The key grid was just about the prefect size for all the keys to line up.

The only other thing is to download Multi Control so you can patch the HID signals through to MIDI, and then do whatever the hell you want with it. I’m using it to trigger samples and perhaps a light rig in the future.

Great way to spend the weekend. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

If you like this, you should see what happened to the head

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The Call Comes in the Middle of the Night

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

MOD PROJECT::: For Back and to the Left, the ultra-secret governmental DJ bureau that I am a member of, we fabricated a nifty communication (pre-cuing) device.

This was an incredibly simple mod, and was even pulled off lacking some fairly essential tools. I simply sacrificed a cheap pair of old 1/4″ headphones, got a donated old plastic phone from a friend, and then it’s basically just a matter of breaking things and cutting wires until you’ve got your headphone cord with two exposed wires (in this case black and white) and the two original wires (still attached) from the handset speaker. Strip em, tie em together, cover the joins, put everything back together, plug it in and yikes, you’ve got a handset headphone.

There are a number of slight modifications that can be done on this build. I just plowed blindly ahead (very against the philosophy of B.A.T.T.L. which is intensely bureaucratic)

End of communication:::

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Dates up

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Despite the time paradox my life is currently surging through, I have managed to revamp both this very site, and my increasingly useful professional site: aLTDeleteDesign.com. I am quite pleased with how it came out. Some of my finer work if I do say so myself. Good thing I always use my best work on myself. Take that rest of the world! Anyway, not much to notice here, I cleaned up her backened way more than her front, but she’s got a nice new logo, some new image images, and some line breaks. If this aint the most exciting day on Earth…

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Thee Message from Gen

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Here at last is thee interview I recently conducted with Genesis Breyer P-Orridge for Thirsty Media.

Thee Article

And as an added bonus, here is thee unedited audio in full

It was an absolute pleasure to do this interview, my dream interview really, just sharing stories an insight. Not once did I have to resort to the droll tactics of hack music journalism.

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